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	==Links==		==Links==
	More masonic jokes brought to you by		More masonic jokes brought to you by
	*St. John's Masonic Lodge No. 788 https://sites.google.com/site/lodge788cairncastle/Home/freemasonry-in-general/jokes		*St. John's Masonic Lodge No. 788 [https://web.archive.org/web/20201011082349/https://sites.google.com/site/lodge788cairncastle/Home/freemasonry-in-general/jokes archive.org 2020]
	*Years 1996-2001 http://www.freemasons-freemasonry.com/jokes.html		*Years 1996-2001 http://www.freemasons-freemasonry.com/jokes.html
	*Years 2002-2007 http://www.freemasons-freemasonry.com/jokes1.html		*Years 2002-2007 http://www.freemasons-freemasonry.com/jokes1.html

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	*Finally - the secret ritual of Freemasons revealed		*Finally - the secret ritual of Freemasons revealed

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	*Finally - the secret ritual of Freemasons revealed		*Finally - the secret ritual of Freemasons revealed

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Urbantactics am 26. Februar 2019 um 07:51 Uhr

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	== See also ==		== See also ==
			English
	*[[En: Lodge of Confusion]]		*[[En: Lodge of Confusion]]
	*[[En: The Knife and Fork Degree]]		*[[En: The Knife and Fork Degree]]
	*[[Freimaurerei in der Karikatur]]		*[[Freimaurerei in der Karikatur]]
			*[[En: Lawson Wood]]
			German
	*[[Satire]]		*[[Satire]]
	*[[En: ~~Lawson Wood~~]]		*[[Traktat: Satire – Okkulte Kelterer]]


	==Links==		==Links==

Urbantactics am 25. Februar 2019 um 15:33 Uhr

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	*[[Satire]]		*[[Satire]]
	*[[En: Lawson Wood]]		*[[En: Lawson Wood]]

			==Links==
			More masonic jokes brought to you by
			*St. John's Masonic Lodge No. 788 https://sites.google.com/site/lodge788cairncastle/Home/freemasonry-in-general/jokes
			*Years 1996-2001 http://www.freemasons-freemasonry.com/jokes.html
			*Years 2002-2007 http://www.freemasons-freemasonry.com/jokes1.html
			*Years 2008-2012 http://www.freemasons-freemasonry.com/jokes_2008.html

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Urbantactics am 25. Februar 2019 um 15:23 Uhr

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	Bob and Bill were brother masons and great friends for most of their lives.		Bob and Bill were brother masons and great friends for most of their lives.
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	:"Your name is on the list to be the Senior Deacon."		:"Your name is on the list to be the Senior Deacon."

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	One night (a long time ago in a jurisdiction far, far, away) a brother was heading home after indulging a bit too much at the festive board after his lodge meeting. He was weaving a little across the path, steadying himself against the lamp-posts. A concerned policeman saw him, and walked over.		One night (a long time ago in a jurisdiction far, far, away) a brother was heading home after indulging a bit too much at the festive board after his lodge meeting. He was weaving a little across the path, steadying himself against the lamp-posts. A concerned policeman saw him, and walked over.
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	:The brother replied, "From my wife!!!"		:The brother replied, "From my wife!!!"

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	At 9 o'clock one evening outside Freemason's Hall in London a police sergeant was instructing a young police cadet on how to increase his arrest rate.		At 9 o'clock one evening outside Freemason's Hall in London a police sergeant was instructing a young police cadet on how to increase his arrest rate.
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	The poor sergeant seeing this sober individual in front of him was thwarted, but puzzled "But ... but ... you've been to a Masonic meeting and to the festive board haven't you?" To which our man assented. "Of course" he said "I occupy a very important office in the lodge ... I am Senior Decoy!"		The poor sergeant seeing this sober individual in front of him was thwarted, but puzzled "But ... but ... you've been to a Masonic meeting and to the festive board haven't you?" To which our man assented. "Of course" he said "I occupy a very important office in the lodge ... I am Senior Decoy!"

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	:Q: How many Masons does it take to screw in a light bulb?		:Q: How many Masons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
	:A: Three. One to screw it in, one to read the minutes of the previous light bulb replacement, and one to sit on the sidelines and complain that this wasn't the way they USED to screw in light bulbs.		:A: Three. One to screw it in, one to read the minutes of the previous light bulb replacement, and one to sit on the sidelines and complain that this wasn't the way they USED to screw in light bulbs.

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	A small Lodge had had a string of bad luck. It was preparing to initiate a candidate on a steamy evening in June and it′s air conditioner had stopped working. After sweating their way through part of the work, the Master had asked the candidate what he most desired.		A small Lodge had had a string of bad luck. It was preparing to initiate a candidate on a steamy evening in June and it′s air conditioner had stopped working. After sweating their way through part of the work, the Master had asked the candidate what he most desired.
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	:"OK," the candidate replied, "a lite beer."		:"OK," the candidate replied, "a lite beer."

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	A Doctor and Plumber are in the same Lodge. On Sunday Morning the Doctor wakes up to find his toilet blocked. So he rings the Plumber.		A Doctor and Plumber are in the same Lodge. On Sunday Morning the Doctor wakes up to find his toilet blocked. So he rings the Plumber.
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	:There he says "If it′s no better tomorrow give me a ring and I will call round."		:There he says "If it′s no better tomorrow give me a ring and I will call round."

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	While visiting a newly initiated brother at home one day, the new brother′s wife took me to one side and said her husband had started behaving very strange since joining.		While visiting a newly initiated brother at home one day, the new brother′s wife took me to one side and said her husband had started behaving very strange since joining.
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	:So why read the book there?		:So why read the book there?
	:Well he said "It′s the only TYLED room in the house"....		:Well he said "It′s the only TYLED room in the house"....
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	Bro. John and Bro. Mike are getting dressed and ready for a lodge meeting. When John takes his apron out of the case, Mike notices a pair of silk stockings unrolling and hanging out of the case.		Bro. John and Bro. Mike are getting dressed and ready for a lodge meeting. When John takes his apron out of the case, Mike notices a pair of silk stockings unrolling and hanging out of the case.
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	:Mike acknowledges and John goes on: "Keep it a secret, but on the way home I stopped at the pub where I met this lovely woman. Apparently she lost her stockings in my car, and my wife found them. I told my wife I was passed to a higher degree, and ever since she takes ′m out of the case washes them and puts them back in with my gloves!"		:Mike acknowledges and John goes on: "Keep it a secret, but on the way home I stopped at the pub where I met this lovely woman. Apparently she lost her stockings in my car, and my wife found them. I told my wife I was passed to a higher degree, and ever since she takes ′m out of the case washes them and puts them back in with my gloves!"

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	A little before Lodge is about to open an old man totters up to the Tyler and says,		A little before Lodge is about to open an old man totters up to the Tyler and says,
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	:He replied: "I was learning to subdue my passions!"		:He replied: "I was learning to subdue my passions!"

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	A young Entered Apprentice was being tested on his proficiency. After going over the signs and passwords, he looked at his tester and asked, "I noticed several of the older members sticking their fingers in their ears and whistling. What does that sign mean?"		A young Entered Apprentice was being tested on his proficiency. After going over the signs and passwords, he looked at his tester and asked, "I noticed several of the older members sticking their fingers in their ears and whistling. What does that sign mean?"
	"That's not a sign," his tester said, "Those are Past Masters adjusting their hearing aids."		"That's not a sign," his tester said, "Those are Past Masters adjusting their hearing aids."

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	A Mason is on a Business Trip. One day he comes to a small village, somewhere in the north of England. Our Brother is curious to know whether there is a Masonic Lodge or not, so he takes a walk through the village and after some time he finds a path called "Mason's Road".		A Mason is on a Business Trip. One day he comes to a small village, somewhere in the north of England. Our Brother is curious to know whether there is a Masonic Lodge or not, so he takes a walk through the village and after some time he finds a path called "Mason's Road".
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	Under the hand of the Treasurer he finds a small piece of paper, a little note, which he seems to have passed to the Secretary. So our Brother picks up the note, blows away the dust and reads:		Under the hand of the Treasurer he finds a small piece of paper, a little note, which he seems to have passed to the Secretary. So our Brother picks up the note, blows away the dust and reads:
	:"If nobody prompts the W.M., we will sit here forever!"		:"If nobody prompts the W.M., we will sit here forever!"

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	== See also ==		== See also ==
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	*[[Satire]]		*[[Satire]]
	*[[En: Lawson Wood]]		*[[En: Lawson Wood]]
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	*~~Finnaly~~ - the secret ritual of Freemasons revealed		*Finally - the secret ritual of Freemasons revealed

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	== Masonic Humor ==		== Masonic Humor ==


	'''On the lighter side …'''		'''On the lighter side …'''
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	:"If nobody prompts the W.M., we will sit here forever!"		:"If nobody prompts the W.M., we will sit here forever!"

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			*Finnaly - the secret ritual of Freemasons revealed

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	*[[Freimaurerei in der Karikatur]]		*[[Freimaurerei in der Karikatur]]
	*[[Satire]]		*[[Satire]]
			*[[En: Lawson Wood]]
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